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The Coffee Party rap

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If you were wondering when the Coffee Party’s national convention in Louisville is going to be, it was last weekend. Don’t feel too bad about missing it, because so did all but 350 people on the entire planet. But thanks to the magic of the Internet, we can enjoy some of the entertainment on hand:

It’s indisputable: Whenever I drink coffee, I have a movement I can’t stop. And it smells better than that rhyme.

(Hat tip: Newsbusters, where you can learn more about this exciting new political movement that was supposed to have swept the country, except nobody bothered asking the country)

P.S. #Johnny5MadFlow!

P.P.S. Thomas Lifson: “Seven months later, the Coffee Party is a gigantic embarrassment to those who pretended it was a genuine political movement.”

Jim Treacher