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I cannot wait for the Rally to Restore Smugness

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Is that going to be before or after the March to Keep Stephen Colbert’s Career of Saying What He Thinks O’Reilly Says (While Actually Meaning the Opposite) Alive? And how come Rob Corddry doesn’t get a rally? That guy I like.

The whole thing strikes me as pointless and sad, but the following makes even me say, “Hey, that’s not fair!”

Speaking of things that are dumb, Nick Gillespie points to the organizers of the “Government Doesn’t Suck March”:

“We hear it day in and day out: the government sucks, federal employees are lazy and their positions are redundant,” said march organizer Steve Ressler, founder of GovLoop, a social networking Web site for public servants. “It’s time to turn the tables and remind the world that government employees just happen to be people — people that don’t suck.”

As if it’s not enough to land a job you can never get fired from, no matter how awful you are at it; now the rest of us have to be nice to you? Go have a Rally to Fill Up Your Pampers.

Jim Treacher