DC Trawler

Olbermann makes ‘A Statement to the Viewers of Countdown,’ but here it is anyway

Too bad there wasn’t enough time to carve it on a couple of stone tablets:

“A Statement to the Viewers of Countdown”

A statement to those who will criticize this letter for being insufferably pompous, prolix, and delusional: You forgot maudlin.

Olby will get a brief ratings bump thanks to morbid curiosity about this squabble, but it won’t last because… well, just scroll up. A whole hour? Of that?

P.S. Mediaite: “Keith Olbermann’s Donations Violate At Least One Set Of Ethics Rules: His Own.”