Too bad there wasn’t enough time to carve it on a couple of stone tablets:
“A Statement to the Viewers of Countdown”
A statement to those who will criticize this letter for being insufferably pompous, prolix, and delusional: You forgot maudlin.
Olby will get a brief ratings bump thanks to morbid curiosity about this squabble, but it won’t last because… well, just scroll up. A whole hour? Of that?
P.S. Mediaite: “Keith Olbermann’s Donations Violate At Least One Set Of Ethics Rules: His Own.”