No Labels, no laughter, no problem

Jim Treacher | Blogger

Q: Why did the No Labels member cross the road?
A: Do you really need to call it that?

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Q: How many No Labels members does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: I thought I told you to shut up.

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A Chinese guy, a Jewish guy, and a No Labels guy walk into a bar. Only two of them ever figure out what to order.

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A No Labels member goes to the doctor. Says, “It hurts when I do this!” Doc doesn’t say anything because it might come out wrong.

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Q: What do you call a No Labels member with one leg?
A: You don’t call him anything. Try paying attention next time, wingnut.

(Inspiration, as always, by Greg Gutfeld.)

P.S. No Labelist Joe Scarborough: “The fact that a call for civility is laughable to some speaks volumes about their political character.” And being yet another target of Joe’s sanctimony does wonders for my mood. Thanks, Joe!

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