The rise and fall of Charlie Sheen’s women [SLIDESHOW]

Laura Donovan Contributor
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Let’s be honest: Charlie Sheen is not the sexiest man in Hollywood. In spite of his rather average looks, he gets more action than most fraternity boys. Since the 90s, his girlfriends have been exceptionally gorgeous, and they often wept and begged to be taken back when he unsurprisingly moved on to another bombshell. Considering the actor has been married three times, partied with prostitutes, created a “porn family,” and moved two of his girlfriends into his house, it’s safe to say women are interchangeable and expendable to him.

Nevertheless, females continue to flock towards the “rock star from Mars.” His current “goddess” girlfriends may live with him, but they’re surely not the last two women Sheen will ever date. Not by a long shot.

As you’ll see from the photographs below, the quality of his partners gets progressively worse with each new dame cheesier and trashier than her predecessor. To fill you in on the former “Two and a Half Men” star’s disastrous relationship track record, we’ve gathered pictures of his previous girlfriends and wives. Take a look at our gallery, if you dare.