Laura Donovan reports:
Levi Johnston, the young Alaskan who impregnated Dancing with the Stars finalist Bristol Palin before the 2008 election cycle, will emulate his baby mama and pen a memoir.
According to Us Weekly , the revealing book will be titled Deer in the Headlights: My Life in Sarah Palin’s Crosshairs and will hit bookstores this fall, published by Touchstone Publishing.
“Crosshairs,” get it? Because of the thing.
Putting his name on the cover of a book is the inevitable next step in Levi Johnston’s dazzling career. He’s going to do for literature what he did for pistachios:
LOL BECAUSE HE FATHERED A CHILD!!!
Well, at least this will give Ken Layne and Wonkette something to laugh at besides disabled toddlers. Go get ‘im, smart fellers!