The Lonely Island’s lame “Dick in a Box” song is so 2006. “Dick in a Tweet,” however, is a fresh new take on the tune. New York Rep. Anthony Weiner has a long way to go before people will stop joking about his erection Twitter photo, so until then he may as well laugh with the rest of us. He can start by listening to the “Dick in a Tweet” song below.
As the surprisingly catchy parody lyrics go, “You know it’s recess, my pants are by my side. I’m going to send you something so you know what’s on my mind…You just click this link, it’s my dick in a tweet. I’m not going to tweet you about Palin, she’s not the one you’re nailing…To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress, it’s easy to do, just follow these steps. One, set your iPhone to ‘pic.’ Two, take a pic of your dick. Three, send a tweet of that pic and that’s the way you do it…Fox News, dick in a tweet. ABC, my dick in a tweet. Even CNN, it’s my dick in a tweet. Everywhere I go my weiner dick’s in a tweet…Girl, I can’t say with certitude that it’s my dick but I can say with certitude you’ll be turned on.”
Listen: “Dick in a Tweet”