This week’s edition contains quips about Hurricane Irene, Libya’s civil war and much more:
10. jpodhoretz: I was worried about neoconservatism’s future but Peter Beinart just pronounced it dead, so it’s sure to prosper.
9. BorowitzReport: BREAKING: Hurricane Irene ‘Disappointing,’ Say Ancient Mayans #irene #mayans
8. cjciaramella: So there’s a Virginia Foxx in the House of Reps. Glad the adult film industry finally has a voice in Congress
7. jcgreenx: BREAKING: President Obama has asked the House of Representatives if he can go to the bathroom. GOP reply expected shortly.
6. greggutfeld: launching search for Rodney. Last seen on way to Ocean City in tight red shorts, white tank top. Will respond to margaritas and back rubs.
5. WonkyEzraKlein: Love the wonky numbers Drudgy boy…good work RT @Drudge_Report 10-foot ramp in SF gov’t chambers to cost $700k… drudge.tw/pUgCwQ
4. Seth_Fried: If your apartment is hit by a dolphin, DO NOT GO OUT TO SEE IF THE DOLPHIN IS OKAY. That’s how the hurricane tricks you into coming outside.
3. frankentele: I hope the Libyans put as much passion and energy into rebuilding the country as they do into shooting in the air all night long. #Libya
2. tremendousnews: THAT’S what a mammogram is? I’m sorry, lady at the post office.
1. andylevy: Dear whoever stole my umbrella from the bar, I hope you get hit by lightning.
greggutfeld: Had a great dry walk home from the bar, thanks to the umbrella I found on a nearby chair! @andylevy
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