There are but a few things in life more important than Snooki’s pregnancy.
The Super Bowl is definitely more important, and Christmas Day might be. One thing definitely not more important than the mini-guidette’s conception? Choosing America’s next president.
Super Tuesday is one of the biggest political events of the year. It marks one giant step closer to choosing our next Commander in Chief — but if Google searches are a reflection of what America cares about, Jionni LaValle is tiers above the GOP candidates.
According to data compiled by iProspect, Lavalle was the sixth most Googled term on Super Tuesday. The term “Super Tuesday” came in at number 10, but none of the GOP candidates made the top 20 search terms.
The top five search terms on Super Tuesday included Lenny Dykstra, Donald Payne, earthquake San Francisco, Patricia Heaton and Rush Limbaugh.
Speculation about the “Jersey Shore” star’s bundle of orange joy mounted for weeks. When the pint-sized star was photographed wearing a diamond sparkler on her ring finger, many wondered if she was engaged — and so began the Googling of Jionni LaValle.
The first link that pops up for his name is a Wetpaint.com article called, “Who is Jionni LaValle? 5 Things to Know About Snooki’s Boyfriend.” Since we know most of America is wondering, here they are:
1. He is not a gorilla juicehead
2. He doesn’t like the spotlight
3. He gets along with Snooki’s family
4. He wants to be a teacher
5. He cooks Snooki breakfast
The more you know.