Ladies and gentlemen: The leader of the free world.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAFQIciWsF4Yyyyyyup.
Wow, Obama can do anything, can’t he? Well, except keep the economy from collapsing under his watch. Or lower gas prices. Or any other prices. Or reduce the debt. (Man, does he ever suck super-bad at that.) Or abide by the Constitution. And come to think of it, keeping other world leaders from laughing in his face isn’t really one of his specialties. Well, whatever. He looks good standing next to that unwatchable scene-breaker from SNL.
If you’re one of the people Obama was appealing to last night, my condolences. You’re going to be paying for his irresponsibility for the rest of your life.
Well, look on the bright side. At least it wasn’t Carson Daly.