Talk about a slap in the face.
In April, a New York woman got into deep trouble with the law for hitting a Watertown police officer in the face with a pink dildo. Lisa Anderson, 47, plead guilty to misdemeanor harassment Monday, the Smoking Gun reports.
According to police reports, officers were called to an apartment building at 3 a.m. to remove Anderson from a male companion’s home. As they tried to pull her out of the apartment, she picked up the sex toy and hurled it at one of the officers.
Although the large flying dildo was “approximately twelve inches in length,” the officer went unharmed, but presumably completely disgusted.
Since Anderson already spent 10 days in jail, the court was satisfied by her time served, but she will have to pay a $120 fine — or $10 for every inch.