Well, why SHOULDN’T dead pets be allowed to vote (Democrat)?
Every time somebody proves how easy it is in some states to commit voter fraud — pause while the libs all fall to their knees and scream to the skies: “O’KEEEEEEFE!!!” — the Democrats have to remind us that nobody ever really commits voter fraud.
OLYMPIA, Wash. (AP) — The voter registration form arrived in the mail last month with some key information already filled in: Rosie Charlston’s name was complete, as was her Seattle address.
Problem is, Rosie was a black lab who died in 1998.
A group called the Voter Participation Center has touted the distribution of some 5 million registration forms in recent weeks, targeting Democratic-leaning voting blocs such as unmarried women, blacks, Latinos and young adults…
Brenda Charlston wasn’t the only person to get documents for her pet: A Virginia man said similar documents arrived for his dead dog, Mozart, while a woman in the state got forms for her cat, Scampers.
Why are you evil wingnut Republicans trying to disenfranchise Scampers the Inanimate Cat?
And now, a long-distance dedication:
Maybe they’re not much fun. But that’s no reason they shouldn’t be able to vote… Democrat!