The Olympic Village is a beautiful place that features a giant McDonald’s. It also features the infamous Olympic dorms where athletes from all over the world congregate to get laid. For once, the Brits will have a leg up on the competition. Not only do they have home field advantage, they also have the only dorm with air conditioning. Athletes from other countries – including Michael Phelps – have the rotating fans that college students have to provide the illusion of cool air.
Unfortunately for the athletes, they can’t head down to the pool to cool off. The Aquaitcs Centre has some air conditioning concerns to deal with as well. The Aquaitcs Centre is suffering from excessive heat with temperatures reaching 85 degrees – the same as it is outside.