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David Axelrod promises to shave his mustache if Obama loses MN, MI, or PA

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Caveat: The following is a promise from the Obama campaign, so there’s very little chance it’ll be kept. But it deserves to be documented.

I’m ambivalent. Of course I want Obama to lose those states, as well as the other 50-odd. But I also want as much of David Axelrod’s face covered up as possible at all times. It’s a conundrum.

How about this scenario: If Obama loses any of those states, Axelrod breaks his promise. And, in true Obama fashion, denies he ever made it. That’d be what everyone would expect anyway. And we’d be spared having to look at his upper lip.

(Hat tip: Hot Air)

Update: The horror… the horror…