Axe body spray officially dangerous to one’s health

Taylor Bigler Entertainment Editor
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Axe brand body spray, the preferred drugstore cologne of hair gel-loving bros everywhere, is not only odiferous, it is now officially downright dangerous.

Freedom High School in Bethlehem, Pa. has kindly asked students to please stop using Axe after a student was hospitalized after a “severe” allergic reaction from exposure to it, The Associated Press reports.

The “no Axe body spray” should be a rule at all schools and all public places in general because all of Axe’s scents (with names like Pulse, Touch and Score, which aren’t even smells but just words) of Axe are both noxious and disgusting.

Also, Axe absolutely does not make women want to tear off men’s clothing and ravage them as the company’s commercials would have you believe, in case you were wondering.

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