Are you listening up?
Listen up! MY BODY GAURD DOESN’T HAVE A GUN THT SHOOTS A HUNDRED ROUNDS because we’re REASONABLE PEOPLE! HATE HEARS WHT IT WANTS 2 HEAR! 3^|
— Jim Carrey (@JimCarrey) March 28, 2013
Ya got that? Sure, Jim Carrey has an armed “body gaurd,” but that’s different. The gun he carries doesn’t shoot 100 rounds, for one thing. (Does it self-destruct at 99? Best not to ask!) Also, Jim Carrey is very important, unlike you.
Guns are evil, unless you can afford to hire someone else to carry them for you.
(Hat tip: Dana Loesch)
Update: Take it away, Remy.