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Not All Muslims ruin Miss World pageant

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Great news, “feminists”! Now you can find common ground with the very same Muslims who would subjugate you if we all lived under sharia law. You both agree: Attractive women who bare their skin are disgusting sluts who should be ashamed of themselves.

Associated Press:

Miss World has axed the famed bikinis from this year’s pageant in Indonesia, replacing the skimpy swimsuits with conservative beach sarongs amid mounting protests from hard-line Muslim groups, organizers said Thursday.

All of the more than 130 contestants will be required to wear Bali’s traditional long sarongs instead of the sexy bikinis that are historically part of the competition, said Adjie S. Soeratmadjie of the RCTI, the official broadcaster and local organizer.

Parts of the pageant will take place on the resort island of Bali and the final round will be held Sept. 28 near the capital, Jakarta. Indonesia is the world’s most populous Muslim country.

Hooray for progress!

In the interest of thoroughness, and because this is the year 2013 and not 1013, here are a few bikini-clad Miss World contestants from years past:


On second thought… You know what, members of the Muslim/feminist alliance? You’re right. Who in the world wants to look at that??

This year’s contestants are wearing sarongs, but I don’t think that’s nearly modest enough. Isn’t there some sort of full-body covering they could put on? I’m thinking, I dunno… something in basic black. With a full hood to cover up their hair and faces and anything else that might inflame a man’s lust. Just a narrow slot to see through, so they don’t bumble around as they’re doing what they’re told by the men.

Now that’s what I call a beauty contest!

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Jim Treacher