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For some reason, today is Canada Day

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Not to be confused with Canada Dry, which Americans actually like.

Did you know that Canada Day used to be called Dominion Day? Did you care? If so, why?

Enjoy your day, Canada. Seems to me that every day we leave you alone is Canada Day. How about a Thank You for Not Invading Us Day? That wouldn’t be so bad, would it? Showing a little respect?

Here are some people in Ottowa, whatever that is:

Wow, they have planes and everything.

Alright, Canada. See you next year. Try not to do anything interesting until then. Not that Canada Day qualifies…

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Jim Treacher