Police have arrested 16-year-old [name redacted to avoid hurt feelings] less than a week after the alleged beating death of World War II veteran Delbert Belton.
[Name redacted to avoid hurt feelings] is the second suspect along with 16-year-old [name redacted to avoid hurt feelings] accused of killing 88-year-old Belton. [Name redacted to avoid hurt feelings] is expected to have his first appearance in court on Monday, August 26th.
Authorities said [name redacted to avoid hurt feelings] was arrested just after 3:00 a.m. Monday morning in a basement apartment on West Montgomery Avenue and North Stevens Street without incident. Police charged him with First Degree Robbery and First Degree Murder warrants.
I can’t show you either of the suspects’ pictures, because that’s racist.
No word yet as to their motive. One thing we can definitely rule out, though: race. Just put that out of your mind right now, teabagger. Just shut right the hell on up.
Update: Black lawmakers lament flaring of racial tensions under Obama. You’ll never guess whose fault it is. Hint: Do you own a mirror?
Update: POTUS reacts.
— Barack Obama (@BarackObama) August 26, 2013