The pen is mighty when you’re sordid.
A college professor who used a camera pen to secretly film under the clothing of two students explained to police that he was attempting to gather evidence that one of the women “was not wearing undergarments,” which he thought was “inappropriate,” according to a police report.
That explanation, however, did not keep cops from arresting Don Samuelson, 65, on a pair of felony video voyeurism counts. Samuelson, who teaches at the University of Florida’s College of Veterinary Medicine, allegedly victimized the two students on four separate occasions this year…
After being read his Miranda rights, Samuelson claimed that he was “attempting to gather proof” that one of the women “was not wearing undergarments” in class. When asked about the occasions during which he “directed the camera pen at students’ breasts,” Samuelson “acknowledged that this activity was ‘inappropriate.’”
Wait, so did he think not wearing panties was inappropriate, his ridiculous excuse was inappropriate, or taking pictures of their breasts was inappropriate? Well, two out of three ain’t bad.
Sounds like the school needs to do better vetting. Get it? Because it’s a veterinary school. Whatever, leave me alone.
Update: I love Twitter.
An improper proctor with pornographic pederast proclivities perpetuates problems pervasive in public pedagogues. Pervert. @jtLOL
— Martini Shark (@BradSlager) September 25, 2013