If you ever really wanted to know about what it was like to have sex with Steve Jobs, now you can!
Chrisann Brennan, the late Apple CEO’s first girlfriend and mother of his first daughter Lisa (who Jobs didn’t acknowledge until years after her birth) details their sex life in a new tell-all, “The Bite in the Apple: A Memoir of My Life With Steve Jobs.”
The New York Post obtained an excerpt of the book, in which Brennan describes their “profound” lovemaking (the all-time worst term for sex) and how Jobs called her years later to thank her for that hot, hot lovin’.
Steve and I still shared nights of lovemaking so profound that, astonishingly, some fifteen years later, he called me out of the blue to thank me for them. He was married at the time of his call and all I could think of was, Whoa . . . men . . . are . . . really . . . different. Imagine if I had called him to say such a thing.
We remembered different things. Mainly I recalled how awful he was becoming and how I was starting to flounder. But he was right: our lovemaking had been sublime.
The excerpt also details what it was like to live with together with Jobs and his best friend Daniel in a small house in Cupertino, his Zen practice and how he became increasingly difficult to be around once Apple started to grow.
(But the sex parts are obviously the juiciest, so we just saved you about 30 minutes of your life.)