Those Canadians are much more clever than we usually give them credit for.
Some vandal(s) got a big rise out of Windsor, Ontario city officials after they had the balls to cut a waterfront shrub into the shape of a penis, the Windsor Star reports.
“The bush was in the sculpture garden, and somebody took it upon themselves to reshape the bush into something that they wanted to see,” John Miceli, Windsor’s executive director of parks and facilities told the Star. “When somebody damages or vandalizes any city property, we take that very seriously. We address it as quickly as possible.”
The 10-foot phallus was immediately recut into a much more flaccid shape on Thursday.