Watch ‘The Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug’ trailer [VIDEO]

Taylor Bigler Entertainment Editor
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The trailer for “The Hobbit: How Can There Possibly Be Another One of These And Are These Actors All Really Contracted To These Films For, Like, Their Whole Lives? But Nerds Love Them So They Make Millions of Dollars, (Especially Internationally), So Yes” premiered Tuesday.

Orlando Bloom may be separated from his hot supermodel wife, but at least he still has this contract in which he has long, flowing, Fabio hair to lean on. (Yes, all of the other hobbits are there, too.)


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