Now is the perfect time for you to visit Crimea, a land of timeless grandeur.
Located on the northern coast of the Black Sea, our beautiful coastline is downright stunning for visitors anytime of year, especially right now.
Last year, National Geographic named Crimea as one of the “best trips of 2013,” noting that our “voluptuously curved Black Sea coast of sparkling cliffs, is paradise.”
Whether you want a historical tour of our Soviet-era nuclear bunker in Balaklava or to sip wine in one of our contested territorial vineyards, there is something for everyone. It would be a Crimea not to visit here!
A fun fact about Crimea is that after you visit, you can tell people that you visited both Ukraine and Russia! Our territory may be contested, but the enjoyment sure isn’t! It should be a Crimea to have this much fun.
What you may not know is that Florence Nightingale spent a lot of time in Crimea. Don’t you wanna be slammin’ hoes like that?
If she isn’t your style, these topless Femen protestors might just be.
Come to Crimea! It’s an invasion…of awesome.
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