And now for the dumbest part of our week…
This is a lot of enthusiasm for a coworker
5. “@andersoncooper I cannot possibly express how much I love The Ridiculist on @AC360. It’s my favorite segment on @CNN.” — CNN’s Erin McPike. Not the most egregious in tweets, but still…
Whatever your eating, most of us don’t care
4. “Time to eat a rodeo burger at BK because trashy” — Washington Examiner‘s Justin Green, a repeat award winner.
He trains his turtles?
3. “I have trained turtles, goats, and dogs I can train the media @barackobama #yeswecanseco” — former Major League Baseball player Jose Canseco.
2. “Where to eat testicles this weekend” — Poynter’s mistake man Andrew Beaujon retweeting a Washington City Paper promo that enticed him.
[RELATED: Poynter reporter made a shitload of mistakes in 2013]
Yes, because what this BuzzFeed reporter needs is more Wifi
1. “I wish there was a way to insert a Wifi hotspot into my skin.” — BuzzFeed‘s Andrew Kaczynski in what appears to be the dumbest idea of the past week and a few days.