The government’s most notorious secret-keeping agency is celebrating its first-month anniversary on one of the world’s most-popular social networks, and is gifting its followers with answers to some of the most well-guarded conspiracies of all time.
Thanks for making our first month on @Twitter great! Today we take 10 mins to answer 5 of the top questions you’ve asked. #twitterversary
— CIA (@CIA) July 7, 2014
Topics ranged from the whereabouts of rapper Tupac Shakur…
No, we don’t know where Tupac is. #twitterversary
— CIA (@CIA) July 7, 2014
…to whether or not the agency knows all of your passwords.
No, we don’t know your password, so we can’t send it to you. #sorrynotsorry #twitterversary
— CIA (@CIA) July 7, 2014
The CIA included some corrections for the record (plus bragging rights)…
We flew an A-12 OXCART, not a SR-71 BLACKBIRD. Ours flew higher & faster. But, more on that later. #twitterversary pic.twitter.com/jLSCsn9RYn
— CIA (@CIA) July 7, 2014
,,,and some celebrity snark for good measure.
Sorry for not following you back @TheEllenShow. But if you visit us maybe we can take a selfie? #twitterversary
— CIA (@CIA) July 7, 2014
Finally, for all the aspiring Jack Ryans and James Bonds:
YES, we are hiring. http://t.co/008Lvn9fWJ #twitterversary
— CIA (@CIA) July 7, 2014