Watch out, Ronan Farrow detractors.
If you make fun of the 26-year-old MSNBC host you may have to answer to Raleigh, N.C.-based April Bailey, who appears to be something of a wildly obsessed fan. To the point where she attacks a dude who makes fun of Ronan’s bluejeans and retweets his mother, Mia Farrow.
Don’t think creepy. This is all very “normal.”
Musicaltypist: Mom jeans.
April: Oh he** no! Ronan is a stylish fellow, and those are dark wash slim fitting jeans!
Musicaltypist: Like I said, high waisted, dark Mom jeans. They’d be baggy if he hadn’t put on a few pounds.
April: Oh. my. Someone has issues.
Ahem, April may also have issues.
@RonanFarrow I was cyber -bullied for you today! And I’d do it again, because those jeans were on point, and I stand by my statement!
— April Bailey (@readysetgoaway) September 24, 2014
April clearly likes Ronan’s physique and the way he dresses. She likes his jeans, his shoes and his pink shirt.
@RonanFarrow those are some nice jeans. pic.twitter.com/fBioYgqpFl — April Bailey (@readysetgoaway) September 23, 2014
She also really wants Ronan to know she’s on Team Ronan.
@RonanFarrow I’ve been defending your jeans all evening! (The individual wearing the jeans is key. I don’t normally argue on twitter!) Hugs! — April Bailey (@readysetgoaway) September 24, 2014
@RonanFarrow anytime!! I enjoyed defending your honor Ronan. Normally, I’d hit block right away, but no one ‘s going to diss our Ronan!
— April Bailey (@readysetgoaway) September 24, 2014
Alas,I had to.block the prick. He went down to a level I don’t visit. @RonanFarrow
— April Bailey (@readysetgoaway) September 24, 2014
Earlier today, her strange stalking tendencies fandom grew to new depths.
@RonanFarrow The child I nanny, Lyric, listening intently to your show ‘s #ISIS coverage. Gotta start ’em young!! pic.twitter.com/8B2X6gdRsA
— April Bailey (@readysetgoaway) September 25, 2014
And, ugh, this.
@RonanFarrow you are weird in the most wonderful way!
— April Bailey (@readysetgoaway) September 25, 2014
And, ugh, this.
@RonanFarrow informative jam-packed show! I enjoyed it. Also enjoyed the five o’clock shadow! Black socks next time! pic.twitter.com/sGSjLzHzfK
— April Bailey (@readysetgoaway) September 25, 2014
She even credits Ronan for her DVR working especially well to record his show.
She’s not going away anytime soon.
I might have earned a follow, but regardless, I’ll be watching your show at 1 pm est. Everyday!!! @RonanFarrow
— April Bailey (@readysetgoaway) September 24, 2014
God help us — and April.
I wonder if one of the signs of the apocalypse is @RonanFarrow not tweeting.
— April Bailey (@readysetgoaway) September 25, 2014
April shouldn’t despair. She may actually have a shot at the young, blonde TV host. After all, a report in the Daily Mail says Ronan has dated both men and women and refuses to label himself, gay, straight or bisexual.
In other words, just as his father is a mystery — so is his sexuality.