Everybody’s favorite fat North Korean dictator is back at his antics again. What’d he do that’s so wacky this time? Just ballooned up like a Macy’s parade balloon and shattered his ankles.
According to the Daily Mail, Kim Jong-Un has been in the hospital for a little while now battling health problems. Namely, he’s a fatty who ballooned to 280 pounds.
Being fat isn’t the only thing that is hampering the dictator. Well, sort of. He’s so fat he had to have ankle surgery after fracturing both his ankles.
But don’t worry. A North Korean film said he was OK and really working to not eat all of the starving people’s food.
“His whole body is drenched in sweat, but he does not stop working hard, instead showing concern for the health of the other workers,” the film’s narration said.
There’s also been speculation Un has gout, diabetes, high blood pressure and literally any other disease associated with being a fat dictator who doesn’t care about his people while he turns into the Korean embodiment of Santa Claus and Fat Bastard from Austin Powers.