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Obama: My Credit Card Was Rejected For Fraud

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What happens when King Barry tries to spend his own money? Nobody knows what to do.

Here he is today signing an executive order about credit-card hacking (which should solve the problem once and for all), giving us the most perfect metaphor yet for his presidency:

See? Even Visa won’t give Obama credit for anything! [Daily Show audience applauds, cheers]

I mean, the very idea that Barack Obama is an irresponsible fraud? That’s just silly.