The babbling spawn of Will and Jada Pinkett Smith did an interview with the “New York Times” on “prana energy, time and why school is overrated” that came out Monday, and the result is incoherent, somewhat pretentious and sounds like the two teenagers ingested hard drugs right before it. Willow Smith, who produced the hit “Whip My Hair” when she was only 10, and is 14 now, said she has been reading up on quantum physics lately, while her brother Jaden, 16, is currently studying ancient texts, and “things that can’t be pre-dated.” From the interview, we learned that Willow simply does not believe in time–though she does note she can control it–and Jaden thinks drivers-ed is useless.
When asked the question, “So is the hardest education the unlearning of things?” the brother and sister pair responded like this:
JADEN: Kids who go to normal school are so teenagery, so angsty.
WILLOW: They never want to do anything, they’re so tired.
JADEN: You never learn anything in school. Think about how many car accidents happen every day. Driver’s ed? What’s up? I still haven’t been to driver’s ed because if everybody I know has been in an accident, I can’t see how driver’s ed is really helping them out.
WILLOW: I went to school for one year. It was the best experience but the worst experience. The best experience because I was, like, “Oh, now I know why kids are so depressed.” But it was the worst experience because I was depressed.
The rest of their answers follow suit with the above, but read the rest of them here. Or, simply watch this clip of Matthew McConaughey spouting off as Rust Cohle in “True Detective” and get the same result. WATCH: