Kim Kardashian Blames God For Enormous Pregnancy Weight Gain

Kaitlan Collins Contributor
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Kim Kardashian has never been the pinnacle of religious morality, and now the 34-year-old is saying the excessive amount of weight she gained while pregnant was all God-given.

The 34-year-old did have one of the least glamorous pregnancies, mainly because she gained over 50 pounds and wore really terribly-patterned dresses, like this one below, that simply didn’t complement her, and made her resemble Robin Williams in “Mrs. Doubtfire.”

(Don’t ignore the matching floral shoes.)

Kim Kardashian pregnancy weight gain

(Photo: Getty Images)

However, Kim Kardashian has looked deep inside herself and decided that God made her gain all that weight, because she was just too hot for her own good.

From her interview with “Elle UK”:

“I’d think God was doing this for a reason. He was saying: ‘Kim, you think you’re so hot, but look what I can do to you.’ My body just went crazy. After five months I swore I’d never get pregnant again. I got so huge and it felt like someone had taken over my body.”

It looks like Kim really learned her God-given lesson because after she lost all that weight she posed completely nude. A lot. (RELATED: Kim Kardashian Posed Nude Again)

Kim is now accepting copies of the Old Testament.

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