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If You’re Going To Rob Somebody, Don’t Do It In Front Of A Marine Recruiting Office

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I don’t know about you, but I could use a feel-good story right now. And this one sure qualifies.

KIRO-TV, Seattle:

I especially liked this quote from the print story:

“No — that kid was never going to outrun me,” Shoemaker added. “Marines run towards the sound of chaos.”

Semper Fi, men. And good job, kid. What a criminal mastermind.

(Hat tip: Michael Hausam)