The biggest sporting event of the year is nearly here, folks.
February 1. Hallmark Channel. 2nd Annual Kitten Bowl.
According to Hallmark, “TV Personality and North Shore Animal League America spokesperson Beth Stern will be back to host the championship game, alongside legendary, iconic radio voice of the New York Yankees John Sterling as the game’s official play-by-play announcer.”
On Friday, Hallmark also announced the names of the Kitten Bowl’s starting players, and you should give a shit about this because they’re hilariously punny. Here’s some of the best.
photo: Hallmark Channel
photo: Hallmark Channel
photo: Hallmark Channel
photo: Hallmark Channel
photo: Hallmark Channel
photo: Hallmark Channel
photo: Hallmark Channel
photo: Hallmark Channel
photo: Hallmark Channel
The Kitten Bowl airs on the Hallmark Channel at 12:00 PM EST on Feb. 1, which may or may not be the same day as Super Bowl XLIX.
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