Obama: That Kosher Deli Massacre In Paris Was Purely Random
No wonder Obama didn’t want to go to Paris. Those Zealots of No Particular Ideology are just running around shooting everybody.
Taking a big step down from his recent interview with GloZell, here’s the commander-in-chief explaining modern [CENSORED] terrorism to Vox’s Matt Yglesias:
Obama: It is entirely legitimate for, uh, the American people to be deeply concerned when you’ve got a buncha, uh… violent, vicious zealots, uh, who behead people or randomly shoot… uh… a buncha folks, uh, in a, in a deli in Paris. Uh…
Yglesias: [squirms, twitches]
See? Those folks in that Paris deli were shot at random. Those folks could have been anybody. Any folks at all. There was no particular reason for these violent, vicious zealots — “whatever ideology they’re operating off of,” in Obama’s words — to kill those particular folks.
That’s all, folks.
But enough about that. Don’t you think it’s about time you people apologized for the Crusades?
(Hat tip: Twitchy)
Update: In case you think lil’ Matty was too tough on our president there…
— Matt Yglesias (@mattyglesias) February 9, 2015
Yep. That straw man never knew what hit ‘im.