Something clandestine appears to be happening inside the Wall Street Journal‘s Washington Bureau.
A missing red tablecloth? Who could be so spiteful?
Um, Patrick O’Connor — are you behind this?
Jude Marfil is the bureau manager.
A word of advice: if you’re the red tablecloth thief, just put it back quietly.
No one will ever know.
P.S. If you know who is responsible for the stolen tablecloth, write me anonymously at Betsy@DailyCaller.com.