BURN! 8-Year-Old Patriot’s Scathing Letter SHREDS Michelle Obama’s Stance On Ketchup, ISIS

Christian Datoc Senior White House Correspondent
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Peter could put up with the president’s sub-par speeches. Though he didn’t agree with it, he could understand why Obama refused to put troops on the ground in Syria.

But when he heard about First Lady Michelle Obama’s war on ketchup, he knew something must be done. (RELATED: Michelle Obama’s Lunch Rules Limit Children To One Ketchup Packet)

According to his parents, the 8-year-old patriot began penning the following letter to the first lady back in October in order to voice his concerns. Though it took him several months to finish, Peter raised some points that we can all agree with:

The letter reads:

Dear Michelle Obama,

My name is Peter, and I am 8 years old. I love studying the history of the U.S.A. I have enjoyed learning about the great choices the U.S.A. has made, and then there was your husband’s election.

I think you should rethink your idea that takes us to one ketchup packet per meal. I feel that is taking away our patriotism toward America.

I also think you should stop doing nothing and go send some troops to the Middle East. I also think your husband needs to work on his speeches. He also dissappointed millions of Americans by not bombing Syria. If you do not know every day thousands of people’s homes are destroyed by ISIS in the Middle East. You should also get the U.S. to send troops to Ukraine.

Also, may I ask you, is the White House Comfortable?

Thank you for your time and consideration.

Signed: a concerned 8-year-old citizen,


“I have enjoyed learning about the great choices the U.S.A. has made, and then there’s the election of your husband.”

This kid is definitely going places.

[NY Mag]

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