This man in Germany might have pulled off the greatest revenge plan of all time after he cut in half everything he and his girlfriend owned together.
An eBay user in Germany known only as “der.juli” literally cut everything he owned in half. He sent one half to his jilted ex-lover and the other half he is selling on eBay at bargain bottom prices.
For just under $92 you could be the new owner of one half of an Apple MacBook Pro.
Other items being sold by der.juli include half a Samsung flat screen television, half of an R.E.M. album, half of a motorcycle helmet and half of a sofa.
Also, half of a car.
The guy even posted this video of him cutting the items in half on YouTube, with the caption: “Thank you for 12 ‘beautiful’ years Laura!!!!! You’ve really earned half.”
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In the video you can see him brutalizing his iPhone, TV set, Macbook Pro and Opel car.
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