If you still believe in that sort of thing. Y’know… science.
On the heels of “I Am Cait” being renewed for a second season,
CaitlynBruce Jenner has even more to celebrate – a Los Angeles judge has approved herhis request for a legal name and gender change…
CaitBruce celebrated with the nation’s unofficial personal branding activity: spelling out herhis namepseudonym for the baristas at Starbucks.
That’s cute and everything, but it doesn’t change the facts. Whether you merely scribble a woman’s name on a coffee cup, or go all the way to a judge so you can sign it on the checks to your plastic surgeon, a bro by any other name would still have those feet. Bruce Jenner is a man, baby.
Now, I don’t doubt that Bruce thinks he’s a woman. I don’t doubt his belief that a magic wand — not to mention hundreds of thousands of dollars, an eagerly compliant media, and a public that just wants everybody to shut up about it already, sheesh — transformed him from a guy to a chick.
But it’s not true. Feelings aren’t facts, no matter how badly they’re hurt.
You can’t make me say something that isn’t true. 2 + 2 does not equal 5, no matter how angry you get at the correct answer.
Bruce Jenner is a dude, dude.