(Update: Whew! It’s a hoax. The Washington Post was wrong. Nice try, teabaggers.)
Another day, another violent attack by someone who just happens to be a Muslim.
Not that anyone’s religion has anything to do with any violent crime that has ever been committed in the history of the world, of course. (Unless the religion in question is Christianity.) Presumably, this attacker is really a dumb teabagger who’s angry that the Paris climate summit just saved the world.
French authorities were searching Monday for a man who said he was inspired by the Islamic State as he attacked a schoolteacher with a sharp object just outside Paris…
The teacher “was in his classroom,” Pascal Beaudet, the mayor of Aubervilliers, told reporters outside the Jean Perrin d’Aubervilliers primary school. “He was surprised by an individual who was in the school.” Beaudet said the teacher had been hospitalized.
France’s BFMTV, citing police sources, said that the assailant had shouted “It’s Daesh. This is a warning,” as he stabbed the 45-year-old teacher in the neck and side with either a box-cutter or scissors. Daesh is another name for the Islamic State.
Weird, right?
ISIS has declared French schoolteachers to be enemies of Allah for teaching secular values, which probably has nothing to do with this. I’m sticking with the “climate summit” theory instead. We all know that wingnuts want the planet to be destroyed by global warming climate change global weirding angry sky gods, and they’ll do anything to get it. Presumably, this teacher was enlightening his students about la fin du monde due to le bâton de hockey magique, and this dirty wingnut Trumphead stabbed him for it. It’s an open-and-shut case.
Shame on you, right-wingers. If you don’t want to save the planet, at least stop stabbing the people who do.
For the children.
