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Watch Hillary Clinton Awkwardly Nod Her Head To Music

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Back in the olden times, before everybody had cellphone cameras and social media accounts, we didn’t get to see thoroughly spontaneous moments like this that happen during a political campaign.

Ladies and gentlemen: the next President of the United States.

(Video courtesy of Jennifer Epstein)

The list of reasons to vote for Hillary Clinton is way too long to get into here, but at the top of that list is her authenticity. She’s just so at ease with herself. You really feel like you know her, and she knows you. You care about her, and you know it’s mutual. She’s the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life.

Oh! And honest. She’s very, very honest.

“Fighting for us” isn’t just a hollow campaign slogan. She really is doing that! Well, unless you’re a Republican. In that case, she’s not fighting for you. She’s just fighting you. Because you’re not one of us, you’re one of them. You’re part of the outgroup, and you can either submit or die. Your choice.

That goes double for you Bernie Bros. We all know you’re voting for her in November anyway, so you can quit pretending.

Besides, does Bernie have moves like Hillary? No. No, he does not.