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‘Ted Cruz Has No Business Being In The Bronx,’ Screams Some Guy

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Dang, I thought Trumpkins were taking Ted Cruz’s big Wisconsin win badly, but they’ve got nothin’ on this guy.

Bronx represent! WPIX:

“For all the people that are here who want to believe in this show, Ted Cruz has no business being in the Bronx. This is an immigrant community. We deal with climate change every single day, and he wants to say that it doesn’t exist. We’re one of the poorest congressional districts in the country, and to receive this right-wing bigot is an insult to the whole community.”

And then he told reporters his name, but I couldn’t make it out. Something-something Rebel Diaz? But he’s “from the people,” so that’s cool.

Wait a second. Isn’t the Bronx represented by José Serrano? Isn’t he a Democrat? Why isn’t this guy yelling at Serrano about poverty and climate change and whatever else is making him so upset?

Besides, Ted Cruz is an immigrant too, eh?

Well, at least nobody got hurt. Corey Lewandowski wasn’t there.

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Jim Treacher