I used to be skeptical of people who claimed they were “transitioning” from one gender to another. “You’re not a man, ma’am,” I’d cruelly retort, or “You’ll never really be a babe, bro.” I’d babble about chromosomes and biology and other irrelevancies, blithely ignoring the precious feelings of my victims. I called Caitlyn Jenner “Bruce,” which was nothing more than deadnaming her. Why, I actually believed that a person’s genitalia should determine which public lavatory xe should use!
To indulge in a bit of cisgender rhetoric: I was a dick.
But now those days are over. Now I realize I was wrong. Now I see that a person can be anyone xe says xe is. Or… not even a person at all!
A transgender former banker claims to be the first and only person to have both ears cosmetically removed as part of her ongoing quest to become a ‘dragon’.
Born Richard Hernandez in Maricopa County, Arizona, the 55-year-old has undergone a number of painful procedures over the past few years including nose modification, tooth extraction and eye colouring.
She also has a forked tongue and a full-face tattoo as part of her transformation into a ‘mythical beast’.
The following is video of the former Mr. Hernandez — who you will now address as Eva Tiamat Baphomet Medusa, or simply Tiamat — after being transformed into xer natural state:
How do ya like them apples?
Just kidding. Here’s the crazy freak:
Since this video was shot, this severely disturbed gentleman has had his nostrils and ears removed. In addition to the “horns” implanted into his forehead and the extensive tattooing, this enables his insane delusion that he’s actually a dragon.
Ooops! What I meant to say: Tiamat is finally becoming the creature it always knew it was, and you should respect its transition into its true self. More than that, you should applaud Tiamat for doing this, or else you’re speciesphobic. You don’t want people to call you a speciesphobe, do you?
I don’t know when we’ll see the first species-neutral public restroom, but it’ll definitely be in Toronto. They love this stuff in Toronto.
(Hat tip: Katherine Timpf)