A seagull, operating alone, was able to pull off one of history’s most daring, high-stakes heists over Independence Day weekend.
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He must’ve cased that place out for months.
World Star Hip Hop commenters were floored by the efficacy of such a smooth criminal.
“Real Gs move in silence,” Craig Jackson noted in allusion to The Notorious BIG’s posthumous hit “10 Crack Commandments,” “Perfect example.”
“Figures it’s a white seagull,” added Johnnybau. “They steal shit all the time when store clerks follow the black seagulls.”
Still, some criticized the seagull for leaving some choice loot.
“Seagulls are behind,” explained Kendrick Lamario. “Them NY rats be running up in places with a ski mask and a burner demanding cash and pizza.”
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