Katy Perry’s new song “Rise” has been released as the official song of the 2016 summer Olympics, and it’s absolute garbage.
The song tries to spin some positive message about unity between countries and how everybody is great.
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However, the problem is that America routinely dominates the Olympics and not all countries are equal when it comes to the Olympics. The red, white and blue dominate every single summer sport that matters. (SLIDESHOW: This Gorgeous Olympian Is Almost Naked For Sports Illustrated)
In light of that revelation The Daily Caller has found a song much more appropriate for the theme song of the 2016 summer Olympics, and that song is “America, Fuck Yeah!” (SLIDESHOW: UFC Star Arianny Celeste Is Nearly
See you all in Rio. That medal count is going to be nice and high.