Hillary Clinton sure does cough a lot. It’s almost enough to make you feel bad for her. Almost.
These coughing fits of hers are becoming more and more frequent. But why? Here are the Top 10 Reasons Hillary Coughs So Much. Drumroll, please!
10. Vast Ricola Conspiracy
9. Long-overdue gesture of solidarity with Monica’s throat problems
8. Drunk
7. Hungover
6. Had recipe for homemade cough remedy on phone, smashed it with hammer
5. Drowns out questions about Benghazi
4. God punishes different liars in different ways
3. Almost as old as Trump
2. Gotta cough to get off
And the #1 reason Hillary Clinton coughs so much:
1. She knows how much it annoys Bill