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SUNY Prof: Trump Win 87% Sure

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I’m not voting for Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton, but I don’t blame anybody for voting against either of them. They both stink very badly. Most people think Killary’s gonna win, because they believe the corrupt, (((globalist)))-run Lamestream Media. But there’s one professor at Stony Brook University who ain’t havin’ any of that nonsense.

Kevin Tampone, Syracuse.com:

A SUNY professor continues to project Donald Trump as the likely winner of this year’s election and he’s critiquing polls that predict the opposite in a new opinion piece.

Helmut Norpoth has been predicting a Trump victory since early this year. His model currently projects a win for the Republican with a certainty of 87 to 99 percent.

A Trump victory is probably closer to 99% certain, don’t you think? Let’s be realistic here.

I don’t envy anybody who actually still cares about the outcome of this election. It must be stressful. But if you do care, I hope this good news brightens your day a bit. Also, every voting booth in the United States is probably rigged.

I was wrong about Trump making it this far, so it’s possible that I’m wrong about his chances of winning. Maybe this Norpoth guy is right. Maybe it’s in the bag already. Hey, why not? The great thing is that it doesn’t matter, because nothing matters.

If the esteemed Prof. Norpoth is correct and Trump does win, I’ll be enjoying the bitter tears of the losers on Nov. 9. And I’ll be glad I had nothing to do with it.

Jim Treacher