For years, I’ve wondered about the correct answer to the hypothetical question “What is the perfect day to get a machete?” Now I finally know. Today is the perfect day to buy a machete.
Why do I say that? Because I found out about this deal on Tekto Gear machetes. These machetes are “lightweight, stainless steel blades and outdoor tools [that] are easy to use, easy to carry, and feature classic, attractive designs while still maintaining rugged looks and functions.” And also they are currently on sale. Awesome blades and awesome prices? That’s how I know today is the perfect day to buy a machete.
Here are the three machetes to get with this deal:
Axolot — 30 percent off
The Axolot normally costs $105 (Photo via Touch of Modern)
Axolot machete on sale for $72.99
With just the right amount of heft and a curved, old-world blade, the Axolot machete is the ultimate timeless piece for any hunter or ambitious hiker. Made of pure steel, and with its own custom sheath, it’s a beautiful and unique blade, designed to help you slice your way through the great outdoors.
Caiman — 24 percent off
The Caiman machete normally costs $145 (Photo via Touch of Modern)
Caiman machete on sale for $109.99
With just the right amount of heft and a curved, old-world blade, the Caiman machete is the ultimate timeless piece for any hunter or ambitious hiker. Made of pure steel, and with its own custom sheath, it’s a beautiful and unique blade, designed to help you slice your way through the great outdoors.
Atheris — 23 percent off
The Atheris machete normally costs $130 (Photo via Touch of Modern)
Atheris machete on sale for $130
With just the right amount of heft and a curved, old-world blade, the Atheris machete is the ultimate timeless piece for any hunter or ambitious hiker. Made of pure steel, and with its own custom sheath, it’s a beautiful and unique blade, designed to help you slice your way through the great outdoors.
Tekto makes a pretty convincing closing statement on their machetes: “Whether you’re carrying it in just in case, or you’re off on a big adventure, each is the perfect companion to make you feel safe and edgy.” I’m in.
Man, I really want a machete today (Photo via Touch of Modern)
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