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I’m Relieved That Hillary Clinton Lost

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Everybody was wrong, including me. Congratulations to Donald J. Trump, 45th President of the United States. Apparently, the election wasn’t rigged after all!

I didn’t vote for him and I never will, but at least now I get to enjoy the complete meltdown of the left:


Well, children, that’s not how it works. America is not your safe space. He won, fairly and decisively. He’s our president. You don’t have to like it, but you have to accept it. I would’ve accepted it if that other crook had won.

I have no idea how somebody like Trump is going to function in the White House, and I don’t believe he’s going to keep any of his promises. But the voters have spoken. Deal with it. Trump’s whining about the election being rigged was ridiculous, and so is the whining of the losers today.

It’s over, Democrats. You lost.

Maybe next time you guys will nominate somebody a bit less widely loathed. I mean… she lost to Trump, dude.

Another upside: At least now our moral, ethical, and intellectual betters will go back to holding the president accountable. They’ve had an 8-year vacation, but now it’s time to get back to work.

Better luck next time, Hillary. At least you’ve still got Bill.

Update: One must have a heart of stone to read this without laughing.

And this sums up my mood right now:

Update: A lot of people are criticizing Hillary for refusing to face her supporters tonight and admit defeat. I’m fine with it. I’d prefer not to hear that woman’s voice again in my entire life. She can go away now.

In the meantime: Something for everyone. A comedy tonight!