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Biden Can’t Keep His Lips To Himself

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I ain’t gonna lie: I will miss Joe Biden. No matter how stupid he is, no matter how dishonest, no matter how creepy, I just can’t seem to hold it against him. “Oh, that knucklehead Joe,” I chuckle to myself, shaking my head with wry amusement. “He’s done it again!” I hope Obama appreciates how many times his VP has saved his life.

Joe just can’t keep his hands and lips off the ladies, can he? His handsy habits probably won’t go so well at his next job as a Walmart greeter, but he sure took advantage of his position today as he swore in the Senate members of the 115th Congress.

He harassed all the females in sight, both young:

And slightly less young:

Oh, that knucklehead Joe!