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Shia LaBeouf Arrested At #HeWillNotDivideUs Protest

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He’s a Nazi magnet
He’s a Nazi magnet
He’s a Nazi magnet
He’s a Nazi magnet

Just yesterday I advised Shia to calm down and get some sleep, but he didn’t listen. Now he’s back in jail.


NYPD officers hauled Shia LaBeouf away in handcuffs from his marathon protest site in NYC … after he got into it with another protester…

Cops tell us a guy walked in front of the mounted camera and said something — possibly regarding Trump — but whatever it was, Shia got pissed.

Shia grabbed for the guy’s scarf, and allegedly scratched him in the process.

I suppose it was only a matter of time before Shia lost it. That’s kind of his thing. Here he is, being divided from his fellow protesters:

Okay, I have just one question: Will he divide us? Someone please clarify.

Presumably the “victim” was another one of these anime-Nazi 4chan dorks who’ve made it their mission to troll LaBeouf to his face. This is exactly what they wanted, and they got it. Good job, I guess?

One side chants like mindless zombies. The other side giggles about Hitler. No minds are changed. Nothing is achieved. Yay.

Shia’s next film role is portraying John McEnroe. Kinda perfect.