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Shia LaBeouf Arrested At #HeWillNotDivideUs Protest

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He’s a Nazi magnet
He’s a Nazi magnet
He’s a Nazi magnet
He’s a Nazi magnet

Just yesterday I advised Shia to calm down and get some sleep, but he didn’t listen. Now he’s back in jail.

TMZ:

NYPD officers hauled Shia LaBeouf away in handcuffs from his marathon protest site in NYC … after he got into it with another protester…

Cops tell us a guy walked in front of the mounted camera and said something — possibly regarding Trump — but whatever it was, Shia got pissed.

Shia grabbed for the guy’s scarf, and allegedly scratched him in the process.

I suppose it was only a matter of time before Shia lost it. That’s kind of his thing. Here he is, being divided from his fellow protesters:

Okay, I have just one question: Will he divide us? Someone please clarify.

Presumably the “victim” was another one of these anime-Nazi 4chan dorks who’ve made it their mission to troll LaBeouf to his face. This is exactly what they wanted, and they got it. Good job, I guess?

One side chants like mindless zombies. The other side giggles about Hitler. No minds are changed. Nothing is achieved. Yay.

Shia’s next film role is portraying John McEnroe. Kinda perfect.